insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

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not-quite-snow-white:

Psst.

Also: 

  • Some asexuals have actually had sex/are sexually active, generally because they do it to please their partner. Some even enjoy it!
  • Some asexuals masturbate regularly.
  • Some asexuals watch porn.
  • Some asexuals love smutty fanfics and stuff. 

That does not make them any less of an asexual. Asexuals do not feel sexual attraction, it does not mean that they burst into flame at the mere mention of anything sexual. Seriously.

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anatoly-vassy:

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

ME gA N

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Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.

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sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

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How To Write Dialogue (x)

thewritingrealm:

Jas requested: How do you write dialogue?

  1. Get to know your characters. Figure out how they think and speak.
  2. Give them their own original voices because if you can switch the names of any characters and still have the words they’re saying be in character for them, you…
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babyyouasong:

your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh

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posted 10 hours ago with 130,304 notes

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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chestiel:

Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)

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posted 10 hours ago with 28,037 notes

#america’s past top models

#america’s past top models

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littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

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dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

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posted 11 hours ago with 41,577 notes
koezi:


themobilemovement:

Translation: midnight meetup

I love this so much

koezi:

themobilemovement:

Translation: midnight meetup

I love this so much

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