incomprehensiblelentils:

#Simon’s entire existence is a you tried star

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posted 2 hours ago with 41,493 notes

noobtheloser:

I done seen ‘bout everything. 

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

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posted 4 hours ago with 382,401 notes
gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

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posted 5 hours ago with 112,991 notes
nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

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posted 5 hours ago with 91,994 notes
2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
posted 6 hours ago with 246,483 notes
brigwife:

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

this explains it so well oh my goodness

brigwife:

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

this explains it so well oh my goodness

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posted 14 hours ago with 29,310 notes
Never believe a man can change a woman
Those men are pretenders
who think
that they created woman
from one of their ribs
Woman does not emerge from a man’s rib’s, not ever,
it’s he who emerges from her womb…

- I have no power,  Nizar Qabbani (via xiskabeel)

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posted 15 hours ago with 4,717 notes

People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.
People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.

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aculturedpearl:

Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades.  Great initiative!

aculturedpearl:

Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades.  Great initiative!

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eraemilius:

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posted 18 hours ago with 6,730 notes

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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posted 18 hours ago with 234,679 notes

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

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