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osheamobile:

warpsbyherself:

ghostkitten69:

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

thexlastxjedi:

lukeskywalkersdepressionsnuggie:

leaked set photo from the last jedi

THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK AND LEAKING THIS TO US. 

day 1348 the birds still think I am one of them

#no you don’t understand#i went to skellig island years and years ago#long before it was ever in these movies#and the second i saw the island in the force awakens#i thought ‘what did they do to the puffins?’#because friends let me tell you#when i visited this island way back when#the entire fucking thing was covered tip to toe in puffins#nests of puffins in the rocks#puffins shitting from the sky#puffins swimming in the sea#it was a true island of the birds and not a damn person could hope to get a panorama without approximately 10000+ birds photobombing#how did disney edit out all the puffins#who was the puffin intern#important questions that need answers 

I’m stealing @humming-fly ‘s tags because I’m not original

I’ll bet they took every puffin and covered it up with a porg.

no but that’s literally why porgs exist

Yep. It was easier to give the puffins costumes digital makeovers than photoshop them out.

https://www.gq.com/story/porgs-only-exist-because-star-wars-the-last-jedi-couldnt-get-rid-of-puffins

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bigbeefyladies:

writing-prompt-s:

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy.  Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

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fozzie:

howls moving castle: howls vain obsession with beauty is his fatal flaw. this is made extremely clear in numerous circumstances. this is supposed to be the thing you dont like about him

all of us including me: hhgfgh howl … pretty ………

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ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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badsciencejokes:

Tag someone — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2PabAag

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gum-my-bears:

Spiderman noir coming into 2018 and finding out there are still nazis

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feverything:

snowmean:

tariqah:

violaslayvis:

She delivered

So.. Don’t take her advise then

i mean it was “how to murder your husband” not “how to get away with murdering your husband” you get what you pay for

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squidlici0us:

gameraboy1:

Peanuts, July 3, 1954

The best silent fuck you I’ve seen.

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skipinouterspace:

doctordisaster:

freshmoviequotes:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

The United States of America (1865-2018)

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

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bone-and-brawn:

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gudroo:

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

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roseperfume:

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

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stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

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